I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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