In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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