i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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