high people should be assigned attendants
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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