Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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