No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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