yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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