ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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