You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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