people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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