I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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