There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
