Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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