Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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