he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
