HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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