There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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