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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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