who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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