at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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