what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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