I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
