She announced her abortion via fbk
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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