Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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