So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
a search helicopter?!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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