new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
What a dumb baby whore.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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