I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
