Dual....:-)
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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