He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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