i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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