...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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