All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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