She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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