she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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