That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize