my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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