I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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