i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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