we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
