haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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