it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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