I wish my penis had an off switch
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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