just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I use my feet as sexual weapons
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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