Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
they're like a gay fantastic four
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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