I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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