white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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