Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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