i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Drunk is not a location!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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