evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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