is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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