I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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