Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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