Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
