she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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