i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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