I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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